Dead Like Me used to be on Showtime in 2003- 2004. It came up with only two seasons... making it not seen by most public. It is the most awesomest show in the world!! Ellen Muth, Mandy Patinkin, Callum Blue, Rebecca Gayheart, Jasmine Guy and Laura Harris are the main characters. George's (Ellen)mom, Joy, doesn't like the word "moist", and her dad, Clancy, is cheating on Joy with a college student. George's sister, Reggie, isn't having a hard time coping with George's death. George, now Millie, at Happy Time, thinks old people are intimidating. Now, on Tuesdays, DLM comes on SciFi.
by kendall. b September 15, 2007
Get the Dead Like Memug. A shot consisting of 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream, 1 part Tequila and 1 part Red Sourpuss.
Drink responsibly.
Drink responsibly.
Bartender! I'll have six Dead Nigger Babies!
A Dead Nigger Baby on the rocks after a long day of work sure hits the spot!
A Dead Nigger Baby on the rocks after a long day of work sure hits the spot!
by Gee, Lee, Mischa January 16, 2009
Get the dead nigger babymug. It can be something said after a "your mom" joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...
Jeff: Does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?
Carl: My mom is dead.
Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?
Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*
Carl: My mom is dead.
Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?
Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*
by Lolwhat? March 27, 2011
Get the my mom is deadmug. A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.
The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:
1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
by Moggraider April 29, 2014
Get the dead phone routinemug. The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.
OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN
TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!
TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!
by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 21, 2021
Get the The Dead Muskrat Clanmug. When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.
Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes
by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010
Get the Dead Parrot Defensemug. A survival horror video game. The game features an extremely easy starting area that only one person has failed to complete. See zotted
by Hurr_Walnuts June 30, 2011
Get the dead space 2mug.