JORDAN???!!
by notslurry November 21, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
Jordan forehead: "ok"
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023
Get the Jordan foreheadmug. A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
by Salish Matter March 23, 2024
Get the Jordan Mattermug. Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot
by ohthatpie December 19, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan's are most shoes most niggas have Jordan's are mostly 180$ in size 4 260$ in size 10 most people have more than 1 pair of jordans
by Wooo123 February 14, 2019
Get the Jordan'smug. A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy
Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A very normal human being that is named jordan can either be a girl or a boy but if its a boy stay away from him he's most likely weird and dyslexic.
by Mayo_nice September 18, 2022
Get the Jordanmug.