That's So Landino

Used to refer to something extremely idiotic, homosexual. and just plain dumb. Widely used in the north texas area

Johnny was walking around at the mall with a raging mega huge boner! And then when he attempted to talk with some women, he just farted right on them! That's so Landino!!

by Jonathan Johnston July 16, 2006

That's what he said

said immediately after someone says "That's what she said".

Person 1: Wow! That is very long!
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: Well, that's what he said.
Person 2: ... You son of a-

by jkiszg November 11, 2010

That's the way the pickle squirts

The angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.

The pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.

by DragonlordALS May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.

Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004

tats

A hilarious variation on the word tits. Made famous by Avid Marion (Bo' Selecta - Channel 4).

When said out loud, it sounds like you are an ignorant foreigner trying to pronounce "tits".

ZOMG! Piss on my tats j00 bitch!

by Mooz0r April 16, 2006

that's what she said

A expression used by a person in order to make someone else's statement a humorous sexual joke.

Person 1: That package is too big; it won't fit in my trunk!

Person 2: That's what she said!

by ThatGuy#450127 April 23, 2010

That's Not It

"That's not it" commonly used as "Das not it" refers to someone or something being so irrelevant and unpopular that it or they become not it.

Being not it means that you and your comments are so irrelevant that no matter what you say after you cannot come back to "it" status for a good 30 minutes at least. Unless you so not it that it's impossible, this happens a lot as well.

The complete opposite of "Dassit!" Which means of great acceptance and pleasure. You either "it" or "not it".

Guy one: "Had 2 Big Macs with Gustavo for lunch while listening to the new 2 Chainz song, DASSIT!"

Guy two: "NO boo boo, that's not it...bye..."

Guy one: "whatever hater"

Guy two: "bye Felicia, you not it #ratchet #thursty".

by Vicamamanu13 May 20, 2014