tweaker text

a text coming from someone under the influence of any narcotic stimulant that does not have an end or punctuation

Man brandon was so geeked he sent me 8 texts at once filled with jibberish they were tweaker texts

by geekedafterdocapp November 13, 2014

Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.

I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text

by Thelonelygurl110 September 16, 2016

Blabber text

To overly state the obvious via one or multiple text message(s) ; If more than one text they are instances apart from eachother. Can be compared with or similar to a "blabber mouth".

Quit your blabber texting, I get the point!

by Icanhandle May 15, 2016

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

Breast text

An accidental text message sent by having someone's breast(s) hit random keys and send a text. For similar information, see Butt Dial or Pocket Text.

Oh man. I sent steve a breast text and now he thinks I'm interested!

by YourBoyBlue January 12, 2017

Mex-Text

An english text message that contains words or phrases resembling the spanish language.

El Luck-o was really low on the sugar this morning, best to con passay on that dealamomous. Sorry about my mex-text brue, i rang the bell for breakfast earlier.

by OB_77 October 30, 2017

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018