Skip to main content

taco thunder

The act of taking your penis and putting a taco in your butt hole then slapping the taco with your penis slamming it farther into your butt.
Matt and his friend taco thunder for fun.
taco thunder by Crazyjay12354 March 17, 2014

Taco Bell sexual 

1.When a person is so sexual to their Taco Bell, they become a Taco Bell sexual

2. When someone is sexually attracted to their Taco Bell they become a Taco Bell sexual
1Dani: bro you see Carley? She's a Taco Bell sexual

2Dani: Do you see the way Carley eats her Taco Bell? She's gotta be a Taco Bell sexual

Emo taco 

(noun.)
1. a depressed vagina, usually from excessive or not enough fornication occuring. During fornication, the woman may recite depressing poetry, along with vaginal bleeding. Due to high levels of depression, not seen since Benidict Arnold betrayed America, no orgasm occurs.
2. the act of performing oral sex on a girl during her period. The female's blood is considered to be hot sauce. In lieu of menstration, the man (or woman) performing the oral sex can cut his/her wrist, with blood flowing from the arm onto the partner's pussy.
1. "My bitch has such an emo taco that I have resorted to hiring prostitutes."
2. "I hate giving my bitch an emo taco when she is not having her period. I have to buy condoms and band-aids at the corner store, making me seem more like a creeper."
Emo taco by runepaladin January 27, 2009

glossy taco 

a type of nail polish that keeps your nail polish underneath protected
glossy taco by b4stetb4ll July 22, 2017

pluckin' the taco 

The act of shaving your female's hoo-ha.

Mexican twizzler taco 

when you put a twizzler in a females vagina then say viva la chango then eat the twizzler
dude what did you have for dinner. oh nothing just a mexican twizzler taco.no way man i at that the other night.