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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Skibidi Toilet

dad: hey son wacha doin

small child: watching skibidi toilet!!!!!! ITS MY FAV THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! skibity gyatt rizzler fanum tax uwu defined uwuwuwuwuwu

dad: son i think were out of milk, ill be "right back".
by skibiditoiletisbad June 5, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Toiletmug.

Skibiti toilet

Another way to refer to a form of brain rot you watch now, or used to watch in the past.
"Oh my god guys MLG was my skibiti toilet"
by K1RB0 P3AS 🥴 February 11, 2024
mugGet the Skibiti toiletmug.

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
mugGet the Toilet Jerkmug.

Toilet Dash

When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.
Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!
by Conn-06 October 9, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Dashmug.

toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)
Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring
by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022
mugGet the toilet room walletmug.

european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.
"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."
by BarRat December 9, 2016
mugGet the european toiletmug.

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