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super swirlie

A swirlie wherein the toilet is flushed multiple times with the victim's head remaining in the bowl from flush to flush. Could be rapid-fire flushes or just a couple long full flushes. High risk of drowning the victim if it goes on too long since a person can only hold their breath for so long. If the toilet has poop in it at the start, it can be called a "super chocolate swirly." The victim's face can be pressed against the bottom of the bowl to prevent the poop from flushing away on the first flush, making for a nastier super swirlie.
Yo bro, I just gave that loser Evan a chocolate super swirlie! I flushed him like 6 times in a row and his face had shit smeared all over it, soI gave him a hanging wedgie on the stall and left him there! You should go find him and flush him some more; give him a good royal swirlie to really show him who's boss.

Those jocks Max and Jake gave me a super swirlie last period. I thought they were never gonna let my head out of the toilet bowl, it was awful.
by yikestbh June 8, 2016
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Super Tuesday

A day that a bunch of impatient politicians changed the election day to (2/5/2008) because they couldn't wait until the normal election day.
Hey are you voting today? It's Super Tuesday.
by Jojobi February 6, 2008
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The Super Bowl

See "The Bowl". The Super Bowl mirrors the act of "The Bowl" except that prior to bathroom sex, the man excretes feces and urine from his body into the toilet bowl. When he shoves the female's head into the toilet bowl before ejaculating, she finds herself surrounded by urine and feces for but a moment before the toilet is flushed and the act of "The Bowl" is completed
Man, las night I super bowled that lady.
by Buttmaster April 1, 2003
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super slut

someone who is not a virgin and people dont like because she is not a virgin. but they really hate themselves becasue no one will have sex with them. the super slut likes to get with other hot guys even though she has a boyfriend.
Jealous guy: "God you are such a super slut i cant even look at you."
by steve v December 3, 2007
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Super Straight

14 y/o TikTok white girl: Why don't you want to date someone Transgender? They're girls too!

A Super Straight: Because I'm attracted to girls born with a vagina.
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super sack

Someone who reaches a new level of greatness
damn what a goal, you really are the super sack dilly!
by DomDog September 25, 2003
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super-fast

when there's a bunch of bad stuff at parties, you know drinking and stuff
i went to this super-fast party and there were so many drugs!
by purg@torii January 19, 2010
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