sexual mulligan

After a disappointing sexual performance, a guy or a girl gets another chance at redemption.

Girl: "Hey, you were like Ron Jeremy tonight! Not a "two pump chump" like last night! Great sexual mulligan!"

by DrEli August 24, 2016

Sexual orienteering

Equal opportunity copulatory rampage. A series of sex acts with men and women alike.

It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 1, 2018

sexually pure

A person who has never watched porn, "played" with themselves, or done anything sexual.

"Dude, did you see that new girl? I heard she's never watched porn before, or even touched herself!" "Yea man, sea sexually pure"

by John Diamomdback June 21, 2014

chelsea-sexual

When you have a deep love for Chelsea boots

Harry Styles is a Chelsea-sexual.

by suckstobeangie August 14, 2018

scarf of sexual preferance

the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the sexual orientation of it's students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.

After being sorted by the sorting hat and the scarf of sexual preferance:
Harry: 'Hey guys, what did you get sorted as'
Ron: 'Bi-curious'
Hermione: 'Waiting till marriage'

by It's a robot November 26, 2010

Sexual Market Value

Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.

((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value

When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42

"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""

by A. Reynolds August 17, 2006

sexual assault

a action that was thought of from a horny freaky fuck

omg gurl his man just got charged with sexual assault. gurl if that was me i would have the fuck out of old boi

by Malaysaih December 3, 2020