The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

manual scoop loader

a shovel

i was a construction engineer in the military, we spent lots of time digging trenches by hand, i was basically a manual scoop loader operator

by SweetSoulMusicman November 30, 2022

fupa scoop

A pose used by pregnant women while being photographed to accentuate their “baby bump” for unknowing, unsuspecting or uncaring onlookers.

Renee is preggers again, if you couldn’t tell by the fupa scoop in those photos.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo June 8, 2023

Jenc scoop

Grab a tall as dude by his nuts from behind and scoop him until he does a front flip.

Yo hit ‘‘em with the jenc scoop.

by Werner lover September 27, 2023

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Stilton-Scoop

The Stilton-Scoop is when a person engages in particularly vigorous exercise to load up their gooch with as much Duck Butter as possible; they will then proceed to scrape the duck butter on their index and middle finger from back to front, and fishhook an unsuspecting adversary/lover with the creamy goodness.

"While brad was hitting it from behind last night, he pulled out, and a few seconds later he hit me with the ol' Stilton-Scoop, before going right back in there. He's so romantic"

by XIX_VIII February 23, 2024

sheepy shoopy piglet

sheepy shoopy piglets snort when they laugh during a meet call. sheepy shoopy piglets come home from school and sleep in their uniform for 3 hours. sheepy shoopy piglets eat coconuts and sometimes crossbreed with cows to make a very fluffy but big animal. sheepy shoopy piglets wheeze a lot until their stomach hurts. sheepy shoopy piglets are 6 foot tall piglets from germany and tamil nadu at the same time. sheepy shoopy piglets are very nice. thank you.

them: do you know what the sheepy shoopy piglet did yesterday?
me: no, what did the sheepy shoopy piglet do?
them: they sheeped and shooped and pigged.

by Sushila Sharma December 13, 2023