0.5% rule

The phenomenon that denotes the homosexual rule. A rule that decides if you are either straight or gay-

1. If you define yourself as 100% straight = you are 100% gay.
2. If you got 0.5% gayness in you = you are 100% straight.

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my dick?"
- "Ew wtf, no dude" = 100% gay

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my schlong?"
- "Hell yeah bro, gimme that (no homo)" = 100% straight

0.5% rule

by Schlongdong123 September 4, 2020

The Platinum Rule

Victimize people with your own pathology. It's intended to be used selectively. How do I know? I wrote the damn thing.

Hym "Yeah, but see, now you're not doing YOUR thing. You're the thing I ascribe to all of you. The Platinum Rule. And you're using it as intended. That's called 'Me being correct.' Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2022

rule 69420

Rule 69420 means to make a gay comment, specifically around a women you must make a porn video.

Boy - this d goes really deep
Girl - that sounds gay man

rule 69420

by Plasmaqick123 June 4, 2022

road rules

Horrible TV show.

Wow, people travelling and arguing at the same time...haven't seen that before.

by road rules sucks July 12, 2003

road rules

white people doing some crazy ass shit!!!

"white person" hey dude on road rules i jumped of a cliff i t was narly!!!

by rico hernandez July 22, 2003

road rules

soft-soft-core porn for high school kids disguised as a scavenger hunt-cum-teen drama. brought to you by the fags at that network that used to play videos last century.

Dude, I was watching Road Rules and Steve snuck off into the bushes with Lolanda and made her give him a rimjob!

by Chauncy Percival July 24, 2003

road rules

The rules in which people have to adhere to, to drive legally on the roads. These are policed by law enforcment agencies and fine's are distributed to those who do not adhere.

Sir, if you do not adhere to the road rules, I will have to issue you with a fine.

by sketchie July 24, 2003