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piped

Piped (verb)

Investment slang: To be blindsided by an unexpected financial loss, often due to unforeseen market events, bad investments, or sudden economic changes. The term likens the experience to getting hit by a burst pipe—quick, unexpected, and often leaving a mess to clean up.
"I thought my portfolio was rock solid, but then energy stocks crashed, and I got piped hard."
"Did you see that earnings report for Inferior Minus? Anyone holding that stock just got piped."
by ann oldman November 21, 2024
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Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 9, 2021
mugGet the Pipe Dreammug.

piping

smoking a pipe; this pertains to all Pipers
Hey, What is Craig from Hay Day doing over there near the fish pond?
Why, he is piping !
mugGet the pipingmug.

alice skin pipe line

shit in a condom and freeze it and hit someone
i just alice skin pipelined my teacher

alice skin pipe line - shiti n a condom and freeze it
by anonymous April 10, 2024
mugGet the alice skin pipe linemug.

one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023
mugGet the one in the pipemug.

goo piping

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.
by mike charter May 5, 2024
mugGet the goo pipingmug.

Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.
"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."
by MickTheSick September 22, 2011
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