Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

by Stoney69 November 13, 2020

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Pipe

Being bad or extremely horrible at doing something.

Churchill is a pipe at playing FIFA.

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Pipe Skinner

1. The mouth of woman, or man, that is used for vigorous fellatio involving teeth or braces.

2. A woman or man who sucks such good dick you’d swear they sucked your soul from your body.

1. Don’t get your dick around her mouth. She’s a pipe skinner.

2. You definitely need to hook up with that bitch. She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and suck start a leaf blower. That’s why her Indian name is Pipe Skinner.

by RavnusPlatypus September 9, 2022

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