A dick of exceptional size, approximatelty the length of an enitre willow tree. Its the marco polo of the pussy, no stuffing needed. only the best pussy is capable of handling it.
"Only Tori and Catherine are goood enough for my pussy fucking willow tree."
"DDaaaamn im sore from that pussy fucking willow tree."
"DDaaaamn im sore from that pussy fucking willow tree."
by cathhhNtorrriii September 17, 2009
Get the pussy fucking willow treemug. The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.
Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.
by El Duderino August 27, 2006
Get the poop-flinging-tree-monkeysmug. A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?
Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
by Laleph December 14, 2010
Get the Free Range Christmas Treemug. The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.
Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!
I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!
When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!
When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
by impopcicle July 25, 2012
Get the Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Divemug. “Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”
by Trippie-Seth July 18, 2021
Get the Purple Bush Tree BDSMmug. An inconspicuous term used to notify friends that you had intercourse for a long period of time. That you figuratively just "camped-out" at her "site".
(aka= was building a tree fort)
(aka= was building a tree fort)
by Tomchew87 October 2, 2014
Get the just built a tree fortmug. Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.
by Busty Jew April 20, 2018
Get the fat nippled oak treemug.