by MegaMarthaTheFlyinMooseKnuckle August 9, 2009
Get the flying moose knucklemug. a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
Get the pigs don't flymug. A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
by Sexydimma May 15, 2017
Get the pigs don't flymug. when a guy send you a dickpic, and you didnt expect it, you throw your phone far away, but you know its hard like a stick
" guy sends you dickpic"
girl : aww noo "throws her phone"
girl : omg the image is stuck in my head
Girl: but it was legit a flying dick picture
girl : aww noo "throws her phone"
girl : omg the image is stuck in my head
Girl: but it was legit a flying dick picture
by spokenwords December 24, 2016
Get the flying dick picturemug. When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.
"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"
by red phillips May 14, 2020
Get the Flying off the shitpilemug. When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed
by Burkedadurke July 23, 2020
Get the Flying kangaroo kellymug. by flying_diveter10 March 11, 2010
Get the flying butt divetmug.