Smoke Your Lips

Getting your lips smacked so hard they smoke.

Dad: You mock me one more time and I’ll smoke your lips.
Son: (mimicking dad) Mock me one more time...
Dad: Alright you’re getting a smack on the lips.

by Helcat3 December 24, 2020

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Latin lip balm

It's when your partner is a sleep and you are really horny. So you decide to jerk off and rub your cum on there lips. That way they don't feel left out. And in the morning, they wake up with smooth lips and a lovely taste on there mouth.

Raul wanted sex and his girlfriend Jennie was dead a sleep. So to feel less guilty. Raul gave Jennie a Latin lip balm! He jerked off and rubbed his sweet, thick, baby juice on her lips!

by Amish Raul November 8, 2011

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Brown Lips Bret

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO

Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????

by brown lips January 15, 2008

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Batty crease lips

Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.

James says to Jordan;
Oi jord you got dem batty crease lips man. Get some vasoline on dat shit.

by Battyshit June 22, 2017

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button your lip

End of discussion, so shut up about it!

"Kenny,Kevin,Harun,Jamie,Jim,Matt,Matt,Robert,Hayden,Hakeem,Harvey,Bill,Tom,Fargo,Theo,Uriah and Ulysees,because none of you have liability insurance,you all may wear a baseball cap and winter jacket! Nothing impressive or popular! So just button your lipsand live with it!

by JMC70 March 11, 2018

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Lips Like Sugar

She floats like a swan
Grace on the water
Lips like sugar
Lips like sugar
Just when you think you've caught her
She glides across the water
She calls for you tonight
To share this moonlight
You'll flow down her river
She'll ask and you'll give her
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
She knows what she knows
I know what she's thinking
Sugar kisses
Sugar kisses
Just when you think she's yours
She's flown to other shores
To laugh at how you break
And melt into this lake

You'll flow down her river
But you'll never give her
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
She'll be my mirror
Reflect what I am
Loser and winner
The king of Siam
And my Siamese twin
Alone in the river
Mirror kisses
Mirror kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses

by Death Menace February 10, 2023

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