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Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts
mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
by Legopuffer May 23, 2018
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Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars
We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”
by Psedhduru July 15, 2019
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Texting

Before your officially going out with a person where you being flirty but not official
Tara:Guess what?
Kazo:What
Tara:Me and Callum are texting

Kazo:Oh my god wtf
by Crazy bitch 7893 July 24, 2019
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Texting

Before your in a seriously dating you may be texting.Where you cam flirt but have none of the commitment of a real relashionship
Kate:Would you get with Stacey?
John:Yesh definitely will you ask her if she wants to get texting
by Crazy bitch 7893 July 29, 2019
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text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
by QuacksO April 29, 2019
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Textative

Used like talkative but for texting. If someone is texting the a VERY long text.
You’re not replying very much. You’re not very textative today.
by Surpreet Kaur May 5, 2019
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Text Tussle

: To have a disagreement or intense debate via texting or messaging
Alexandra if you continue to insist on having a Text Tussle every time we talk I’ll be forced to take drastic measures.
by Theogpseudonym May 23, 2019
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