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Surprise

Surprise mother fucker
by SebIdebIdeb November 4, 2021
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Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again
by Isaac69420 May 20, 2023
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Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015
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Ventriloquist surprise

The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
Hey dude I pranked your brother with a ventriloquist surprise.
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
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fleshdog surprise

A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm
"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"
by freese daddy August 4, 2020
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Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.
I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye
by Web4less July 18, 2021
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Surprise fold

A traditional toy from the late 2010s to early 2020s that involves a paper fold with a drawing on it, and what is inside, Something
by Youtubefan25 March 5, 2025
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