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Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
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Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
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Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?
Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!
Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!
From Brewstew - little sister
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