matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets

Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony

by Josh poole November 27, 2014

Mattes

It is a racist word against white people. So basically the n word to white people.

Ayyy wagwan my mattes

What up my mattes

by m05rx7 November 20, 2019

Matt Lissack

Desperate, starving, thirsty, obsessive

You love submitting words to the Urban Dictionary, you're such a Matt Lissack!!

by onthedeck1032 January 24, 2019

Mattes

One shrexy egg

Mattes, kill yourself

by Mattespolski69 October 20, 2019

Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.

Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.

by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

Matt

A man with the most beautiful blue eyes. But also a man to treat his girlfriend well. He is the kind of guy who will go out all night and include you with his friends and then come back and cuddle you til the sunrise. Matts are family men, one of the boys, and a person you fall in love with. Not to mention bed game is out of this world.

In class: Let’s be friends with that stallion and packing young man Matt.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.

by Ball sac 101 November 24, 2021