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Nap Crap Mouth

When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.
Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!
by Titty McDick May 6, 2011
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ass to mouth whore

a sexual partner that loves shitter to the spitter penetration without the benefit of soap and water of a handiwipe
Jill is such an ass to mouth whore that she looked like she had chocolate velamints for teeth when I was through with her.
by Me likey! December 22, 2007
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Penis in Mouth Disease

Penis in Mouth Disease(PMD) is often caught by homosexuals and other promiscuous beings. It happens by being exposed to the male reproductive organ too often. After many years of exposure, there is no stopping the need for penis in ones mouth. This is the point of no return. If caught early, it can be treated.
Example 1: Ayy bro, you know that Sarah chick? Yeah, just found out last night she's got the Penis in Mouth Disease. My cocks gonna be limp for days now.

Example 2: So I was at the bar and some dude asked me if I wanted a BJ. I'm like, I'm not into that kind of stuff. It didn't stop him. I later found out he's had Penis in Mouth Disease for 13 years now.
by roflcopters2 July 4, 2009
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Out of your mouth

A kick ass band that is considered "gay" because their first single was an awesome version of Madonna's "Music"
Inside his thoughts are dirty!
HE'S GOTTA WANK IT!
by Doom Girl. October 8, 2004
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Get In My Mouth

A phrase which describes one's feelings of pure desire and/or support when paired with a given subject.

Conversely, "Get Out Of My Mouth" describes a general feeling of disdain and disapproval.
"Oh my god. Lady Gaga and Madonna, GET IN MY MOUTH. Then mix in my stomach to create beautiful music that I may dance to"

"In n Out Burger!? GET IN MY MOUTH"

"Ew, Sean Connery? GET OUT OF MY MOUTH".
by omgGIMM August 10, 2010
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Mouth Your Ass

A phrase generally used as a threat. The origin of this word is unknown, but it is generally used from male to male. It threatens the act of homosexual oral anal sex within the straight guy community.
Dude, if you don't stop messing with my girlfriend, Imma mouth your ass!
by FHN_Nathan March 5, 2011
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