When Posh Spice is not playing her xylobone, she is out shopping for quality males at the piggly wiggly.
by daveid42 July 28, 2012
Get the Quality Malemug. A man who has many of the physical and social features a woman desires, commonly found in an alpha male, such as money, fame, looks, height, humor, social skills. Yet still acts like a beta male even though they should have all the alpha features to help them grow beyond a beta male.
by Username_ampersand March 27, 2022
Get the Willy malemug. a group of males who spend all their time watching andrew tates podcast and watching ishowspeed, jerking off and commenting about how their the man and go putting down females for absolutely no reason (they don't have a life that's the reason) because they have testosterone also go around saying the most cringiest things ever e.g lookmaxxing MOG.
alison: i think wearing makeup is a nice thing
Alpha Male: no its not your just insecure all girls that wear makeup should be jailed
alison: wtf deffo an Alpha Male
Alpha Male: no its not your just insecure all girls that wear makeup should be jailed
alison: wtf deffo an Alpha Male
by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023
Get the Alpha Malemug. A brother who acts more sisterly towards his siblings, i.e. never fights with his siblings, always is nice to them, doesn’t bicker with them, etc.
Friend 1: Have you been to the Wilson’s house? I swear those kids never fight.
Friend 2: Yeah, you’re right. I’ve never heard Eli Wilson say an unkind word to his sisters.
Friend 1: He acts more like their sister than their brother tbh
Friend 2: Fr. He’s almost like a Male Sister.
Friend 2: Yeah, you’re right. I’ve never heard Eli Wilson say an unkind word to his sisters.
Friend 1: He acts more like their sister than their brother tbh
Friend 2: Fr. He’s almost like a Male Sister.
by randomopc February 21, 2024
Get the Male Sistermug. by OdinPosideon4head April 1, 2019
Get the Beta Malemug. by Dontavius Bartholomew Lookmaxx January 1, 2025
Get the retard malemug. An "aspa male", is a male person who show strong affinity to "alpha male behaviour" but who also displays clear signs of Asperger Syndrome.
This combination results in an over-confident person, with seemingly masculine traits and a positive go-getter attitude, who yet stuggles with understanding human relationships and intrapersonal communication. Often the aspa male really hasn't got a clue to whats going on around him, but still tries to play king of the hill and boss people around. The aspa male is quite often entertaining to observe but can be annoying close up, and affect personal productivity by interfering in matters that he doesn't really understand.
Common traits of aspa males:
- Stands too close and speaks to loud
- Keeps moving forward even if the victim is slowly moving backwards
- Love describing his victories and often do so even when people have left the room
- Have a tendency to miss subtle jokes and missing the collective timing of laughter
- Perceive himself as a good guy but often try to push people down, especially women.
Aspa Male, "aspahanne", is originally a Swedish contemporary term, and derived from the word "alfahanne" and "Aspergare".
This combination results in an over-confident person, with seemingly masculine traits and a positive go-getter attitude, who yet stuggles with understanding human relationships and intrapersonal communication. Often the aspa male really hasn't got a clue to whats going on around him, but still tries to play king of the hill and boss people around. The aspa male is quite often entertaining to observe but can be annoying close up, and affect personal productivity by interfering in matters that he doesn't really understand.
Common traits of aspa males:
- Stands too close and speaks to loud
- Keeps moving forward even if the victim is slowly moving backwards
- Love describing his victories and often do so even when people have left the room
- Have a tendency to miss subtle jokes and missing the collective timing of laughter
- Perceive himself as a good guy but often try to push people down, especially women.
Aspa Male, "aspahanne", is originally a Swedish contemporary term, and derived from the word "alfahanne" and "Aspergare".
"Gee, he sure seemed like a proper alpha when we went to Suzy's party, but o'boy did he mess that up - not being a gent, standing to close to the ladies and going on about himself like a damn aspa male! Can't he read a room!?"
"Sis, I really don't think you should date that Rob guy. Something is not right in his brain. Proper aspa male I would say. Looks like a handsome Swede, big viking muscles, smooth mouth and all, but lookin into his eye you can tell that the light is on but nobody is home."
"Sis, I really don't think you should date that Rob guy. Something is not right in his brain. Proper aspa male I would say. Looks like a handsome Swede, big viking muscles, smooth mouth and all, but lookin into his eye you can tell that the light is on but nobody is home."
by Piké Troll February 3, 2025
Get the Aspa Malemug.