jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024

janithri

okay so, technically she is a boss girl who hates flowers and loves spontaneous outings

she's such a janithri the way she hates flowers

by buzzinga! May 24, 2024

Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors

Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie

by hello jon apologies for the de June 2, 2024

Jonathan Appreciation Day

Definition:
A special holiday celebrated on June 3rd each year, dedicated to recognizing and appreciating all the Jonathans in the world for being the absolute best. On this day, friends, family, and colleagues take time to show extra love and gratitude to anyone named Jonathan for their kindness, humor, and all-around awesomeness.

Origin:
First celebrated by a group of friends who realized their buddy Jonathan was simply the best, this day quickly spread through social media and became a beloved annual event.

"Hey, don't forget it's Jonathan Appreciation Day! Make sure to send a shoutout to Jonathan for being the best!"

by ezpzlemonsquzy June 3, 2024

Jonathan

A super smart, jacked white boy who cares nothing about himself, and is a huge woman magnet. Definitely pulls. Super athletic and amazing at all sports that don't involve sticks. Although jacked he’s a total fat-ass. Super dope and cool guy to be around. Overall 10/10.

Dude, I went to hangout with Jonathan and he had a ton of hoes over! Gotta love the kid.

by ImBetterThanNinja June 5, 2024

Jinitaimei

A spell. When casted on any living thing they will instantly grow five five ratio grey hair, black top, grey pants with white overalls, and randomly start singing the best song ever. Sometimes comes with a basketball.

Jinitaimei!
baby oh!

by Sheclokathma June 12, 2024

jointed up

Originally a Los Santos slang word, meaning you are the shit or someone is the shit.

Drakeo: I been joint up nigga dead homies!
Frostydasnowmann: imma joint so dont bring me around no lames if they ain’t jointed up like myself.

Random: he really thought he was jointed up tho he just got an ego

by ThisDick_ June 13, 2024