John turner

A short dick hardworking "man"

This guy is a john turner lookin motherfucker

by Twizzle1195 October 8, 2018

john sutter

The guy who likes to dress up as a furry and slaugter everyone in a city. He also tends to fix Wewoo's broken server.

Person 1: John Sutter is on again.
Person 2: oh no.

by ButteredBeans October 9, 2018

Ballsack John

The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.

Ballsack John killed 3 chicken tenders.

by TheBeanBeanedYou May 26, 2018

John slone

My retarded brother

John slone u a dumb ass

by Sy slone July 27, 2019

John tanner

Smelly kid who jacks off to teachers.

John Tanner stop

by The def master November 6, 2019

john and aidan

the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong

"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019