7 Februari

Give your boyfriend a kiss he will never forget

Boyfriend- Hey!
Girlfriend- ‘Kisses him’
Boyfriend- Wow! Where was that for?
Girlfriend- It is 7 Februari! Kiss your boyfriend day!

by Jehrokakebeen November 5, 2021

february 8th

february 8th is a day to love beth

omg it’s february 8th time to love beth even more!!!

by ahibaf October 15, 2019

February 15

A kid named Tommy was born on this day

It’s February 15th itsTommy’s birthday

by Duwnsudjw October 18, 2019

February 31

The day that comes once a year where you can masterbait at school and fuck people in corners. It's like the purge but sexual laws are the only ones that are legal for 24 hours.

On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.

It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.

Samantha: hey Patricia, you wanna smash tomorrow

Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight

Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31

Patricia: oh ya!

*turns 12 am*

Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*

Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!

by Snoff666 October 30, 2019

Ferryed

(1) occurs when you are invited to a wedding to which you accept the invitation and then dont show up.

"I am going to "Ferry" Lewindowski's wedding in May."

by Cal Ripken December 10, 2003

February 30th

Nation Eric is the Coolest Person Day

Boi: Oh shit today's February 30th! Better celebrate because it only comes once every 16 FUCKING YEARS.
Boi 2: True; better be legendary this time.

by The Antihero October 17, 2017

February 28

National grab ass/tit day

February 28, ass grab time 🍑

by KysUDickHead February 27, 2020