Dylan

Dylan is a unit of a man who pulls all bitches due to the extreme length of his penis. Also Dylan is a sexy ass beast who’s a tank at baseball due to his extreme athletic ability. Dylan is way better than your boyfriend and u should dump him for Dylan. When Dylan is around hide ur kids and hide your wives

You see that guy over there pulling all bitches? Yeah he’s a Dylan.

by Dingerdyl March 4, 2019

Dylan

White trash

Dylan is the example of white trash

by Okhhhghhh March 18, 2019

Dylan

Some kid who thinks they are the goat but in reality they are the equivalent to a dumpster. They tend to speak of the smoke but in reality provide none. Spends 100s of dollars on a trash game that nobody plays and also builds houses from his own bricks

My friend Dylan went 0-24 from 3 last night

by Dwight Howard December 12, 2018

Dylan

the biggest bitch you'll ever meet total asshole and-he will die by eating gluten

dylans like bread

by My dick is the size of zion December 13, 2018

Dylan McFagurson

lumberjack who sucks cock and chases little girls

Dylan McFagurson (the lumberjack) likes to chase little girls for their ponies.

by stormieclouds December 14, 2018

Dylan

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”

He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan

by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018

DYLAN

The biggest player in the world

DYLAN A Player when he has dated a lot of girls in a short amount of time

by LizzieNicole December 26, 2018