Depressionary

The explanation of depressive missionary sex with a sexual longer term partner describing the lame legs down no effort missionary type style.
Can also be used for describing short term sexual partners and doing depressionary sexual acts

Mainly with partners who include sex that's mapped out aka twice a week Tuesday and Friday (so sad no fun no extra sexual plans)

"You know that girl I'm having sex with on the regular? All I'm getting is "depressionary.

Depressionary by Sexspression July 16, 2026

Cute Depressionism 

When you’re super depressed but instead of it being super sad for others to watch, it’s kind of cute in a way.

Yoko: What’s wrong? You look so sad but you’re being so cute about it.

Tom: I don’t know. I think I’m suffering from some form of cute depressionism.

Yoko: Maybe try napping.

Cute Depressionism by Mr. Heartbreak January 29, 2025

Epression 

The first impression you make by email or the internet.

He should have spell checked his email, that made for a horrible epression.

Epression by VanessaK October 9, 2008

Detression 

The low experienced after getting your hair done and it looks awesome the first day and then wake up the next day and try and do it yourself and it looks rubbish. Especially relevant when you've had a fringe cut in.

After unsuccessfully trying to style her new hair-cut herself like the hairdresser had done the day previously, Monica had a bad case of detression when she realised that she was failing miserably.

Detression by MonicaSt August 31, 2013

Depressingle 

Single and depressed because in need of a relationship.

A-Hey look at that couple, they are so cute!
B-I'm beginning to feel depressingle...

Depressingle by Jacksalva97 January 31, 2017

Debression 

A depression so big that only debries are left of your soul...

I have been so sad lately, I think I am experiencing a debression.

Debression by Tommy289 February 6, 2017

depressingest 

when it's depressing/depression but 10x more

that's the depressingest thing i've seen

depressingest by Litttt yo September 13, 2017