cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019

Cookies and cream smoothie

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.

Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.

by S.A alpha January 2, 2021

Orange Cream sickle

Cut both end of a orange off, impale erect penis inside of orange until it is through and through and have significant other jack you off with orange while giving you a blowjob until the orange cream explodes.

Grab some oranges from the store so I can give you a orange cream sickle later

by Leroy brown town February 10, 2021

Australian Monkey Cream

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.

I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Ice cream sandwich

Delicious treat made of ice cream put in between wafers and thrown at a random person

Me: throws ice cream sandwich at Uber driver
Uber driver: ah fuck I can’t believe you done this

by Reetthefrog April 11, 2019

Indian Cream Pie

Indian Cream Pie

I was fucking my Indian girl friend. Really enjoying myself and shot my cum into her sweet Indian pussy. As I withdraw my cock I saw my cum dripping out on her dark skin. Making a Indian Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 2, 2022

Toft's Ice Cream

The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.

"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"

"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"

by OhioGorl February 22, 2022