crack jazz

n. A piece of jazz music that involves musicians playing extremely fast runs (usually during solos) throughout the song, as if the musicians were on crack, speed, or some other stimulant drug when they recorded the song.

Listen to some Miles Davis and John Coltrane recordings if you want to listen to classic "crack jazz". For a more modern example, look up songs by the New York Big Band on Youtube.

by Jimmy "Sax Machine" Phillips July 12, 2009

crack pony

A person who acts super crazy.

They were such crack pony's today.

by SkyeWolf May 1, 2008

Crack ass

Verb -to haul ass
Adjective- another term for "fuck"

Noun- a crack head

That concert was crack ass!

You crack ass!

I need to crack ass on homework.

by Seventeenthedition January 15, 2015

Crack Pencil

A person who uses a lame insult.

Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil

by Rothgar the Strategist February 8, 2010

conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

Crack the Nut

phrase from Bob the used car guy meaning to meet projections

We have to sell more cars this month to Crack the nut

by Bobtheusedcarguy August 22, 2008

crack rat

Crack rat is an anti-hero. Nemesis and long time enemy of crime fighting secret agent Rasatamouse and the 'Easy Crew'.

Crack rats mission is to spread hate and bad things.

We were just chilling by the pyramid stage then Crack rat showed up and everything went crazy.

by pnoligistonol June 29, 2011