A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens
by poppycock245 December 28, 2011
An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.
A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.
Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.
Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.
Jackson: Amen!
Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.
Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.
Jackson: Amen!
by Chewbaccaontherocks September 02, 2011
The creamy white substance that spontainiously squirts out of the male reproductive organ during sexual intercourse or during masturbation.
"Aye jimmy I fucked Lisa for hours and before I knew it my rooster puked up a good pint of cock goo into Lisa's creamy cunt then she licked it all off of my iron hard rod"
by Lilcocker February 09, 2014
“Omg you have croc cock?!
“Is that a croc cock?
I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock
The condom looked like croc cock
Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?
“Is that a croc cock?
I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock
The condom looked like croc cock
Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?
by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 31, 2019
A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.
HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.
by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017
Ashley: Dayum girl see this guy over there
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl
by Daddy Vlone February 25, 2018