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Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.
We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.
by thedesignstache February 1, 2012
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Midnight Cake

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.
"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"
by ThePezident May 12, 2014
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perf-cakes

A synonym of the word perfect to be used in its place. Used to describe a person, object, event, etc. Mostly used by individuals who abbreviate words to sound cool.
Person A: How is the weather outside?
Person B: It is Perf-Cakes out right now!
by David Krapinschitz May 25, 2018
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Claye's Cake

The biggest, juiciest, thickest, most scrumdiddlyumptious cake known to man. Actually, "Claye's Cake" is so large that it possesses it's own gravitational pull.
Guy 1: DAMN, I lost my balance while walking behind that girl.
Guy 2: You've got to be more careful walking around Claye's Cake like that. You might get sucked in.
by Claye's Daddy August 8, 2020
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turn cake

Marijuana edibles. Pot brownies. Weed cookies. This term encompasses any baked good that'll get you high. Derived from the term "turn up", with "cake" representing any baked good acting as a 420 vessel.
She had a turn cake an hour ago, she's gonna be sooooooo high.
by swagbae January 26, 2015
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Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.
"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake
by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018
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Steal The Cake

A game in which two buddies in a social setting set out to steal the female half of an already established couple, unbeknownst to the male half of said couple. Usually resulting in an altercation.
Hey dude, see that couple over there, I dare you to "steal the cake"
by Oythatsbig June 6, 2021
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