Crack Pencil

A person who uses a lame insult.

Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil

by Rothgar the Strategist February 8, 2010

cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 15, 2006

Crack and Ikes

A renaming job for the candy Mike and Ikes, because they are as addictive as crack. They especially prey on people who don't eat sugar all that often. If you are not careful with Crack and Ikes you may just wind up getting Shashanked

Converstation dealing with Crack and Ikes

Cool Guy: Dude stop eating my Mike and Ikes

Crack head: Man I can't keep them away from me....

Cool guy: Only the first taste is free my friend next time its gonna cost you

by MarioYamasaki August 3, 2008

crack pony

A person who acts super crazy.

They were such crack pony's today.

by SkyeWolf May 1, 2008

Crack the Nut

phrase from Bob the used car guy meaning to meet projections

We have to sell more cars this month to Crack the nut

by Bobtheusedcarguy August 22, 2008

conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

cracks a fat

to have an erection.

guy 1: dude, I think it cracks a fat
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: Get a hard on
guy 2: Nice.

by Choot&Lund April 30, 2006