a white boy who is as skinny & tall as a corn stalk and as pale as a ghost. He has lived in the suburbs all his life but tries to say that he is a gangster and lived in Chicago. He wears off brand shit and says that it’s real. He said he makes thousands of dollars but can’t ever pay for anything. He begs for sexual intimacy within a week of talking and asks if size matters. He lies, he cheats.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? its a 4 incher pincher! no.. its corn nuts! Nevermind its just Charlie
Now look in the sky, what do you see? its a 4 incher pincher! no.. its corn nuts! Nevermind its just Charlie
by MELON-Y🍒🍒 May 7, 2024
Get the corn ballmug. One who posts the same fucking meme over and over to make people laugh, but ultimately gets creamed at to shut the fuck up, but doesn't care because one of the friends laughs anyway.
God, Markus is such and Alex Corn, he kept trying to show me Baby Yoda memes.
You guys are assholes to him, I laughed at it.
You guys are assholes to him, I laughed at it.
by Weenis II December 14, 2019
Get the Alex Cornmug. The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!
by Sudomite September 11, 2023
Get the corn magnummug. by 1Shot Duke February 11, 2025
Get the pop corn fartmug. When your corn fattened Iowa girl eats more corn than a foie gras duck and you put your wiener in her butt to “batter” it.
by McKRAKEN March 8, 2021
Get the Corn dongmug. by JordoWill October 4, 2025
Get the A Corn Caterpillarmug. by Crystal McGee December 20, 2022
Get the Horn-Cornmug.