Garlic Bread

1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food

1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022

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Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.

Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"

by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023

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Bread

Imagine cake, but not.

friend 1: "hey dude, wanna go eat some cake???"
friend 2: "no dude, ill stick to bread"

by SHATTERING January 4, 2023

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bread

bread is cool, bread is awesome, bred is life

¨I LOVE BREAD¨ - me
¨this definition looks like it was written by bread¨ - someone
they were found dead five minutes later

by sentientbread January 6, 2023

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0899/Bread

A mother of god knows how many kids, plays starve.io, and spends time on discord

0899/Bread is awesome

by Big brain man 01 November 21, 2021

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get that head get that bread and leave

so wait the saying "get that head get that bread and leave" refers to getting stimulation to the male reproductive organ using the oral cavity usually to reach climax most refer to as "cumming" and then proceed to collect "bread" or the currency used in that place in the world that usually holds value in the stuff you are able to acquire with it, and then proceed to leave the (usually other sex) partner for an undisclosed reason.

He really did get that head get that bread and leave?

by SuperAngel November 9, 2021

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