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Brandon

by hylialee June 30, 2021
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Brandon Jacobson

He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.
by Hello… July 23, 2021
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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024
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Let’s Go Brandon

An invitation between two men to, typically clandestinely, perform oral sex on each other in a corvette parked in a garage in Delaware while reading classified documents.
“Hey Hunter, at halftime, let’s go Brandon.”

“Ok, but this time don’t forget to let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”
by Bidentoucheskids February 8, 2024
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Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.
Be better, don't settle to be Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner
by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024
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Brandon

Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH
Brandon fucked yo girl
by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018
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Brandon

the type of person to write his own urban dictionary definition to compliment himself
person: yo u write ur own definition?

brandon: "haha no i would never do that "
by koreaNUMBAwun February 9, 2022
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