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Brandon

Every Brandon (branden) who ever lived or is living, is either a felon, drug addict or woman
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.
That poor girl must have gotten involved with brandon dile
Don’t be such a brandon and stop whining
by Lukewarmlady April 4, 2022
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Brandon

Makes editz 4fun

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LOOK GUYS ITS TAVINDRIANA AKA BRANDON!!!!
by Zahori May 23, 2022
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Brandon

He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.
Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog
by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021
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brandon and chantel

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!😙 if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!😂
Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
😚😚😚❤❤❤💙💙💙💙💋💋💋😘
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Brandon

A dickhead thats really fricking annoying
by xxpickleAddyLoverxx December 13, 2021
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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