A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.
by zayhoops May 5, 2023
Get the Brandon Shamblinmug. - A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.
by What! What! What! November 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.
by un813 August 5, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.