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big bang 

A disproven theory that people bring up all the time anyways. If all matter was at infinite mass and infinitely small density it would not explode, it would become a black hole, the universe would end where it had begun. The universe has always been here and always will be and there is no easy happy way of looking at it. Don't believe me? Ask Hawking, and then stfu about the big bang.
Johnny: I believe in the big bang theory!
Bobby: ::breaks Johnny's jaw:: the universe has always been here and always will be, stop believing in any and every dumb little theory that makes you feel more secure in your existence and live with the fact that you'll never understand it.
Johnny: Well the broken jaw isn't so bad now that you've helped me no longer be a pussy! Thanks Bobby!
big bang by Nikias November 1, 2005
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Finger bang 

To put your finger(s) in a vagina and unmercilesly slam them in and out.
Duane finger banged Jenny so hard, she sprayed all over his face and left his bed like a paddling pool
Finger bang by FCUKer69 September 1, 2013
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finger bang 

to finger a male or female in either the posterior opening or the pussy.
i just got finger banged last night.
my father finger banged my brother in the ass.

Zweebop-a-loobop-a-bing-bang-boom 

The code word used by the elite guard of the Zweembatu army to determine if someone attempting to enter through the ancient gates of Charnghallow is a friend or a an evil spy from the army of Helnarkovia.
Bone hanndle.

o-shizzle wit the bing bang bizzle 

1) the gangster mans word too say ''oh shit i did something wrong''
did you get the kids from skool?
O-SHIZZLE WIT THE BING BANG BIZZLE!

Tang Bang 

The definition is simple... it is equivalent of the saying slug bug, and pt cruiser bruiser but meant for any type of mustang automobile. this great phrase/game was made by Jeremy Ross Arndt and was made to give family and friends more bruises.
look at that sweet mustang=tang bang!=@$$ face! what the hell was that for?!=it was a mustang man! chill down.
Tang Bang by J.R.A. July 10, 2010

care to bang? 

a very trashy phrase used only by the leetest.
Turtle says to Dukey, "Care to Bang?"
care to bang? by Trash June 2, 2003