Bridge Friends

This is a group of seedy people your friend hangs out with when he is not hanging out with you or your primary friend group. You wonder how your friend came to be acquainted with these people and how he could possibly enjoy their company. Oftentimes, your friend is admittedly embarrassed that he is associated with his Bridge Friends. Bridge Friends are generally shady people you don't want to be around.They are also typically slow, have terrible senses of humor, and often wear jean shorts. These are the type of people you would expect to hang out under a bridge.

Friend 1: "Where is Jerry?"
Friend 2: "He said he is going to some underground luau with his Bridge Friends."
Friend 3: "Those guys are creepy, I don't know why he hangs out with them."

by DOMac March 28, 2015

Breast friend

Your best friend whom also happens to have nice breasts.

Why don't you bring Crystal next time?
She's my breast friend, so I'm perpetually stuck in the friend zone. She'll probably leave with some asshole, after I paid for everything.

by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

friends and fucks

The state of being where there is no interest in any type of serious relationship.

At this point in his life Daniel is not interested in a relationship....he is only interested in friends and fucks.

by baggerboy July 19, 2017

toxic friend

A friend or acqaintance who consistently starts drama and likes to compete with other friends or acquaintances. They like to be competitive, do not listen to much of anything that someone they know says to them. They like to brag about things someone else may not have and loves to one-up people.

If you repeatedly get emotionally hurt by your friend, you should make sure they're not a toxic friend.

by Padrame May 20, 2019

Friend player

Someone who acts and makes you think they are your friend and someone you can trust forever, but then one day they switch up on you for no reason...basically it’s like getting player but by your friend instead of your lover.

He’s a friend player don’t fw him...he a fake ass mf

by jjhasbollas August 17, 2019

Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.

I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.

by Hskfok July 19, 2018

Friend of Dorthy

Older slang term that means someone is gay

Well she's a friend of dorthy!

by snapdrag January 5, 2022