Texas Turn-Around

When your drunk and taking a shit and have to turn around and puke in the toilet

Dude, I was going to "upper deck" but ended up in a Texas Turn-Around.

by LoserLeave September 29, 2020

Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train

This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

texas aunt sally

A made up move to scare people off.

Boy 1: hey see that girl
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.

by Thats a yikes from me May 11, 2019

Texas Tea Bag

a tea bag position with the ass on the face followed by a wet fart.

texas tea bag.

by mikegav September 04, 2008

texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

by joel March 10, 2005

Placas de Texas

Part of the expression: "Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas." TRANSLATION: Mexican flag, Texas license plates
MEANING: Refers to mexicans and mexican-americans who put some type of sticker on their car refering to Mexico as #1, or a sticker saying they're 100% Mexican...and then having Texas license plates on the same car.

Hey..how come Pedro didn't sign up for selective service yet ?...look, Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas. That explains it.

by ruso August 29, 2005

Texas Low Rider

Any Texas woman that is big enough to make your car bumper scrape the pavement as you drive by.

“Look at Betrice over there, she’s a real Texas Low Rider.”

by RedBaron3412 May 31, 2021