cool car tax

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool

Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.

by Li Big Body November 2, 2023

Red Cars Are Red

A statement used when someone points out the obvious, mostly to mock. Used on forums to prove a point, without all the hassle of trying or caring.

1: "It all comes down to what you prefer using"
2: "Red cars are red"

by WrongRrabbit December 24, 2010

Fluffy E-car

When someone is so fat their nipples are below sea level.

Random individual 1 : Look at that guy, he's so fat he could stand on a boat and use his nipples as fish bait
Random individual 2 : Yeah that's one fluffy e-car.

by Oxalis Cate February 2, 2022

Dead Guy Car

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.

Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 1, 2023

Drive Her Car

To make love to a woman , have sex with a woman etc

Man I sure would love to drive her car!

by Smokecity November 4, 2010

Car Park Education

Verb: To fight in a car park

- Commonly outside of a place of work

I'm going to give Steve a car park education if he keeps rejecting my ideas.

by Parcels February 8, 2023

Washiez Car wash

I’m an head operator and I’m supposed to act nice but, THE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM WITH MY STOP SIGN AND BREAK THEIR CRUSTY FINGERS OUT OF THE CAR AND FUCKING UGH BITCH

Troller: get yr pixel FeEt OuT of My CaR

Me: * nicely says no *

Troller: get yr PIXEL FEET OFF
Me: stfu bit *leaves game*

Washiez car wash

by Imnicebitch March 20, 2023