1. We all have them. Hence we are all "Assholes".
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a dog and experienced the pure joy that dog gets after it does a good dump? And don't tell me you couldn't see the pride beaming from said dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'

~ We're All Assholes ~

Would you like a buttplug in your asshole?

Asshole by MissCheif August 13, 2016

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The Asshole Game

The Asshole Game is played among a group of people, wherein certain members of the group flat out refuse to answer their phones. Loss is inevitable in The Asshole Game, nobody wins.

Tim: Hey, you heard from John today?

Bob: No, he's playing The Asshole Game.

Tim: Shit.

The Asshole Game by VillagePrick December 24, 2009

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hot asshole casserole

A person that displays unparalleled levels of assholeishness. This goes hand in hand with hot cup of asshole.

Kevin, stop being such a hot asshole casserole or, I swear to God, I will set you on fire from the inside using gasoline and a very wide catheter!

hot asshole casserole by MB87 September 29, 2010

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Asshole buddies

During WW2, sex was hard to get, and masturbation and fellatio were totally unacceptable practices. But in a foxhole environment asshole buddies could sodomize each other, in turn, without problem, as long as it was kept on the down low.

I get along pretty good with Pvt X. We're asshole buddies.

I'll bet those guys are asshole buddies.

Asshole buddies by Kriskokid December 13, 2006

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