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noodle glass

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.
by anonymous March 4, 2021
mugGet the noodle glassmug.

Pool noodle

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
by boomer inc. August 14, 2021
mugGet the Pool noodlemug.

pussy noodle

also referred to as a Dildo
Pat: man she’s a prostitute

Aniya: she’s a big Pussy Noodle!
by Soapboss September 6, 2018
mugGet the pussy noodlemug.

noodle frisk

Noodle frisking involved getting your dick stroked by a stranger on the subway.
Oy mate! I just got noodle frisked on the trolley on my way to the pub.
by Boogeyman666 October 10, 2017
mugGet the noodle friskmug.

Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick
Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022
mugGet the Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dickmug.

Noodle

Noodle is a godsend
by HOISL5 June 30, 2021
mugGet the Noodlemug.

Noodl

noodl is noodl. noodl is stan. noodl is jermain husband. noodl
noodl epic pogger
by The gay the jaymie December 27, 2021
mugGet the Noodlmug.

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