lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 07, 2021

Snoodle a noodle

Warning someone not to overthink something and hurt their brain.

Hey, don't snoodle a noodle on those deep thoughts.

by Tdent465 January 14, 2023

noodles my poodles

It means omfg, but in a language so I can say it in the middle of class.

Noodles my poodles! Watch where ur going

by Bunny_rabbit_lucy April 13, 2014

Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 03, 2021

Noodle Flip

When someone combines: LSD, Magic Mushrooms, 2CB, MDMA, Ketamine, Weed, Nitrous, Mescaline & DMT.

I think im going to Noodle Flip tonight

by a pot noodle October 27, 2020

Noodle Googler

A person who searches Google images for pictures of famous dicks

While watching Lethal Weapon, Scott mentioned that Mel Gibson has an oddly purple hued penis head. It was at that moment that I knew Scott was a Noodle Googler

by January 16, 2024