Double-Booking

The moment when you are browsing Facebook on your computer, and then reach for your phone and instinctually check Facebook, thus resulting in an awkward, "Double-Booking."

I noticed I was double-booking yesterday as I was updating my status on the computer and liking your photo on my phone!

by The Clint January 19, 2014

double nigger

Much like Triple Jew. Less politically-charged than "faggot".

"Oh man you goddam double nigger"

by kaiza96 December 29, 2007

double downer

when you take a crap so large it must be flushed twice in order to go down

"i gotta use your bathroom dude, Chipotle is making a comeback"

"ok, dont stink it up"

45 minutes later you hear the toilet flush, then a pause, then flush again.

"whew, that was intense"

"damn dude, if your gonna take a double downer...at least wash your hands"

by kustus April 16, 2010

Double Douche

He's usually man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.

Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!

by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009

Double Pounder

Essentially 8 quarter-pounders stacked on top of each other. At the bottom is bread, then cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. Because it is a custom burger and the workers cannot be bothered, usually minimal salad and dripping with grease.

Guy #1: Dude i did it

Guy #2 Did what?

Guy #1: The double pounder, I was so proud I told my mum

Guy #2: Jesus Christ! I would high five you but I am disgusted and physically sick.

by JiggleBelly May 16, 2010

double goose

This is a prank 2 people play on one guy. One guy stands in back of the victim and one stands in front. The guy in back starts by pokeing the victim in the bum hole, the victims response is to squeeze his butt cheeks togeather, which exposes his balls from the front. The person in front now gently whoops the victim's balls, causing great pain. The whole jist of it is to hurt the dude's nuts in a funny way.

"Did you see how bad we double goosed Bob, he fell right the fuck over, hahahaha."

by Herbage SMoker September 5, 2008

double-zero

n. The last two digits of a cell phone call that ends precisely on a certain minute.

Since the phone company fucks you and rounds up your minutes, it is most economical to terminate a call exactly at a "double-zero" mark.

My conversation with John was wrapping up at 5 minutes and 47 seconds. When he tried to open up a new subject, I stopped him and ended the call right at "double-zero".

by tonyfromjersey March 16, 2007