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Ur Papa Takes Cocka

The ultimate insult, there is no coming back. Even more insulting than “ur mom gay”, “ur daddy lesbian”, and “Ur Granny Tranny” all combined
Boy 1: Ur mom gay
Boy 2: Ur daddy lesbian
Boy 1: Ur granny is tranny
Boy 2: Ur Papa Takes Cocka
*insert ear rape music*
*boy 1 dies from being humiliated*
by UrDaddyLesbian March 11, 2018
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ur mom

ur mom is a very funny ass joke. u can use it when someone asks a question. ur mom>>>
someone: who created the eiffel tower?

you: UR MOM!!!
by DNDJDJWJWOZDK February 21, 2022
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ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.
John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*
by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018
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Ur mom

Doing rn
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stfu and eat ur food

whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence
Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow

Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 8, 2020
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Ur brothers ur mother

The most powerful, insane, phrase that can ever be spoken of.
Steve: ur mum gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Steve: THATS IT. UR BROTHERS UR MOTHERRR

*Two universes collide and create a black hole which destroys all of the galaxy*
by DEEPCREEP May 11, 2018
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Ur mom

1.) An example of something big.

2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.

3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.

4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.
Example:

Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?

Me: Ur Mom
by AdmiralBitchyton August 3, 2022
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