Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

cuck meat sandwich

From the old English cuckold and Harold and Kumar cock meat sandwich. Used as a term to pressure others into doing something. Used as an insult.

Example 1:
Friend 1: Hey wanna smoke some crack?
Friend 2: No not my thing man
Friend 1: Don't be such a cuck meat sandwich
Example 2:
Girl: Cum on my face!
Guy: No I don't wanna feel like I'm disrespecting you.
Girl: Wow you're a real cuck meat sandwich

by cuckmeatsandwich February 21, 2019

hot dobecki sandwich

named after the legendary "mike dobecki", a "hot dobecki sandwhich" is when a women spreads her labias and has an individual defecate feces into her vagina.

"after she told me to cum inside her, i finished with a midnight hot dobecki sandwich.

by themikeydean March 8, 2017

Oreo Jizz Sandwich

The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.

''DUDE! My girlfriend just at my Oreo Jizz Sandwich!''
''RIGHTEOUS MAN!''

by Mongarrhea August 7, 2014

vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

by schh March 28, 2009

Mien kampf sandwich

When a rant is so incoherent and filled with so much hard to decipher speech that it sounds like they are chewing a sandwich

David: What the hell I come to work and the first thing that happens is Becky screaming at me I couldn’t even understand what she was saying

Tom: Sounds to me like she was chewing on a mien kampf sandwich

by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019

Orlando Nutella Sandwich

it's when a a guy shits as he cums

he shit himself when he cummed I call that an Orlando Nutella Sandwich!

by ihatebts December 31, 2019