school

a place we all hated but now want to go back to

Jennifer in 2013: ughhhh i hate school when will this end!
Jennifer now (2020): when can i go backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

by strawberry ass June 16, 2020

School

A place where saggy old hookers spew the least useful knowledge possible into your ear so they can get paid by the government.

At School...
“Hey Mrs. Atkins, why are you such a dumb fucking cunt who could give two shits about my education?”
“ *Belch* Because the -burp- government gives me money you arrogant little shit. Get back to work before I call your dad and have him beat your fucking ass until you scream for the sweet release of death!”

by Cuntshitassfuck September 27, 2018

North end middle school red house 7th grade

People in north end in red house 7th grade is all hoes!!! Idk y but they jus love when ppl call them that must be they name but they can break up and go out with another person the next day( cough cough a girl name jeryianetee or however tf u spell it)

Stop bein hoes north end middle school red house 7th grade

by Glllttt powwww June 14, 2018

Grade School

The start of hell. Also the start of COVID-19 spreading.

The Grade School area is kinda mid low key.

by Jeff The Dictionary July 9, 2023

Saint Mary’s School

Ah the classic all girls, saint Mary’s school in Raleigh NC. Where the white bitches wear nothing but tight lulu fits, Sam jackets and golden goose. You can always trust us to share some drama. Where the black girls act white and get offended by almost everything. The summer time consist of wearing booty shorts, crop tops and finished with some pair of 1000$ dollar shoes. The winter consist of sweatpants, a huge sweatshirt, and uggs. But who cares when there’s no boys. Plus, who needs boys when we can just have yours. I can not tell you how many people come to this school on the daily with either a new colored hair, or orange skin from those damn spray tans. We are classier than classy and that’s okay because we basically run Raleigh and we run all the boys. Don’t make us mad because than we’ll just steal your man. We basically own all of ravenscroft, broughton and of course, the all boys brother school, woodberry. So don’t fuck with our guys or you’ll just get you feelings hurt. In order to be at this school, your family has gotta be richer than rich, which is why most of us will probably never work a day in our lives and just live off of our parents money until we get married and drive our kids to their private pre-school everyday in our Matte black Range Rover equipped with black out rims and tinted windows. Only to go back home to our big ass houses while our husbands are at work and have bible study with the girls.

You go to saint Mary’s school? Damn how many pairs of golden goose do you have??

by LillyjohnsonisTIKTOKfamous January 16, 2020

High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe

When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.

David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"

by Mangokalsong October 15, 2022

Mount Gambier High School

a place where a dude ate a bees nest (see reviews for Mount Gambier High School for context)

Person 1: What high school do you go to?
Person 2: Mount Gambier High School
Person 1: L

by Donq H June 19, 2023