The shits

Friend: Yo, let's go get some food

Me: Nah man I got the shits
by Crabtastic November 17, 2014
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The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.
1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"
by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025
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The Shit

Awesome, God-like, Beyond God-like. Almost at Chuck Norris status. Eg. The two guys in 'Sex Drive'.
Nerd: How do you get the confidence to hit on all these hot girls?
Guy: ...cos we're The Shit.
by Maddawg G August 09, 2009
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The shits

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.
by PutridCarcass May 04, 2018
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THE SHIT

The best title a men could own having this name typically implies this man has some huge ass balls there real name is typically Emmett and with this title you get cool catchphrase such as want a award
You see this guy

Ya he’s the shit
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The shit

Big man with some massive balls this is the best title a man could get the his name starts with e or a this man has some catchphrases such as you want a award
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