That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

Show Me Your TTs

essentially saying "Show Me Your Tits", but for car lovers. turns tits into twin-turbos.

"ay bro pop the hood and show me your tts"

by The Official Dick Master October 1, 2023

Your Brother a Mother

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...

Ricky: “Your mom gay”
John: “Your dad lesbian”
Brittney: “Your granny tranny”
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*

by Ephexia May 14, 2018

Your mom

A comeback

Jane: "You know who else suffers from dementia?"

Bob: "your mom XD"

Jane: "kys"

by Ollhahafunnynumber February 28, 2024

hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023

Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.

My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.

by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020

I like your shirt

Way of saying I love you well also being subtle

Crush: OK I gotta head out
You: all right, by the way, I like your shirt.

by Coplobber April 2, 2024