Wet Ass Fuck Cunt

A cunt who fucks a wet ass

I saw a wet ass fuck cunt through the window of the apartment. It made me horny so I started to watch and Jack while watching outside in the open *it was night* I thought no one was around until I felt a hot ass chick sucking on my hairy balls. I cummed after a while and it splayed all over there window. The people in the apartment notest and took me and the chick sucking my dick inside and then we all had fun together the rest of the night.

by Sexy ass niggas on my dick June 13, 2018

National fuck your friend day

National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your friend day?"
"Sure"

by Zenna May 28, 2018

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.

OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!

by ETON SOUPE February 4, 2015

not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone

A catch phrase popularized by the video "My New Haircut." Said when someone is on a roll or in a state of extreme focus and does not wish to be interrupted by someone that he/she deems unimportant and irrelevant.

From "My New Haircut":
Guy at desk: "Sir, you have to sign in."
Guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

Kindergarten Teacher: "Who wants to read the next couple pages of 'The Cat in the Hat?'. Let's see...Jimmy, how about you?"
Jimmy: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

by Nicholas D January 20, 2008

i don't give a flying fuck

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

by chiet December 11, 2013

On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch

Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.

Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."

by That Dude, Bro April 26, 2014

I don't give a rats fuck

Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.

Did you hear about their break up??
No I don't give a rats fuck.

by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013