Mount Tamalpias School

Your average Mill Valley private school that you pay 45,000 dollars to send your kids to has kids who are mostly not very bright, and probably many of them have a mental disorder. There aren't other cars besides Rivians, Teslas, BMWs, type trucks, Mercedes, and other expensive vehicles during the car drop-off line. The kids here are mostly strange, with crazy wealthy parents who send their kindergarteners to a 45,000-dollar school so they can learn the ABCs while the campus is quite beautiful; it isn't even on a mountain. There's a view of it that you can never see because it's always too foggy or cold.
Kid: look a black kid is wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, Gucci shoes, a Luis Vuton backpack, and a Love Shack fancy skirt who has ADHD and dyslexia
Dad: oh, they go to Mount Tamalpias school
by millvallleymom_greenjuice December 23, 2024
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Enloe High School Conspiracy

THE POOL ON THE EAST BUILDING ROOF

THE WEST BUILDING BASEMENT

THE CAFETERIA BACKROOM

AND THE CELLULAR DATA NEUTRALIZATION FORCE FIELD
YOU MUST NOT AVERT YOUR EYES. THE ENLOE HIGH SCHOOL CONSPIRACY WILL GUIDE YOU
by sebastian_debeste December 02, 2023
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dumbarton middle school

This has a bunch of ugly ass mother fuckers who have nothing better to do but suck dick and act gay. Have the kids at this bitch ass school either are under 4 feet or are a fucking giant. It’s amazing how many fucking fights happen at that school. Kids who are like 10 think it’s a good idea to beat the shit out of their classmates for fun. The teachers are even worse. At some point at that school you’re bound to get dress coded. Oh and also, it has a fucking blue ribbon.
by Minesbigga November 05, 2022
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School Slop Wednesday

when your at school on Wednesday and you just dont give a crap and pretty much sleep thorough the whole day
Girl one: Ergh, Karen its wednesday
(no answer)
Girl one: Yep its gonna be a School Slop wednesday
by kodathefrankfurt November 14, 2013
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Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
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Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle
Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊
by JackelBalls4 March 03, 2023
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Franklin High School

Franklin High School is a small town school were most kids either vape or play football with only a few far between that don't. All funds go to the football program for only two state wins and their perceived reputation. There are a large amount of cliques that represent a social hierarchy. However, there are some down home and humble people that make living in Franklin more bearable. These students and their families represent true American living and a true kindness.
I have many friends at Franklin High school however, anyone else is considered tolerable.
by Anonymus33 April 23, 2025
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